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Posted on 27th Aug at 7:42 PM, with 700,882 notes

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:41 PM, with 185,344 notes

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:40 PM, with 57,435 notes

repede:

chrisisgross:

You have two options when you’re looking for an apartment in the French Quarter

I’ll take haunted, I don’t care, I’ll punch a ghost. I’ll punch ten ghosts. I’ll punch fifty ghosts. I’ll punch every single ghost in this country. I’ll punch every ghost in the world. And when I die, I’ll punch my own ghost.

Posted on 27th Aug at 2:02 PM, with 39,492 notes

"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."
-New York Magazine
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"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."

-New York Magazine

Posted on 27th Aug at 1:50 PM, with 156,540 notes

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

Posted on 27th Aug at 1:46 PM, with 388,754 notes

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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Posted on 27th Aug at 1:45 PM, with 218,196 notes

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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Posted on 27th Aug at 1:45 PM, with 95,534 notes

rneerkat:

are we human or are we dancer and dasher and prancer and vixen and comet and cupid and donner and blitzen

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