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Posted on 28th Jul at 12:15 AM, with 144,858 notes

weinerman-tested:

jaclcfrost:

the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences

  • the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
  • the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
  • the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
  • the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch
Posted on 28th Jul at 12:09 AM, with 110,489 notes
buttercakesandteacafe:

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buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted on 28th Jul at 12:08 AM, with 421,231 notes

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

Posted on 27th Jul at 10:57 PM, with 342,425 notes
vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

Posted on 27th Jul at 10:54 PM, with 560,885 notes
mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost.

JESUS FUCK! GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

You can’t photoshop that kind of shit.

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost.

JESUS FUCK! GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

You can’t photoshop that kind of shit.

Posted on 24th Jul at 2:05 AM, with 216,121 notes
"Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light."
Turkish Proverb  (via chelseanoelani)
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