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Posted on 13th Sep at 6:10 PM, with 109,212 notes

one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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Posted on 7th Sep at 10:12 PM
cool shoes ugly tan
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cool shoes ugly tan

Posted on 6th Sep at 6:27 PM, with 406,146 notes

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

Posted on 6th Sep at 6:24 PM, with 289,570 notes

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:42 PM, with 706,456 notes

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:41 PM, with 228,571 notes

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

Posted on 27th Aug at 7:40 PM, with 57,984 notes

repede:

chrisisgross:

You have two options when you’re looking for an apartment in the French Quarter

I’ll take haunted, I don’t care, I’ll punch a ghost. I’ll punch ten ghosts. I’ll punch fifty ghosts. I’ll punch every single ghost in this country. I’ll punch every ghost in the world. And when I die, I’ll punch my own ghost.

Posted on 27th Aug at 2:02 PM, with 48,142 notes

"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."
-New York Magazine
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"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."

-New York Magazine

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